Little Red Riding Hood and her two best friends, Hansel and Gretel, are walking through the woods on their journey home. At the cross road of Adderly Street, they wish each other good-bye, although Hansel and Gretel decide to follow Little Red Riding Hood home.
Up Long Street they go, into Kloof Street,
left into Hofmeyer. Little Red Riding Hood knocks on her grandmother’s door,
but no one answers. A wolf dressed in sheep’s clothing answers the door. Hiding
behind a tree in the front garden, Hansel and Gretel look at each other, eyes
as wide as saucers.
All of sudden, Little Red Riding Hood...
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... Removes the cloak and has sharp ears pointing from beneath her dark black hair. Hansel and Gretel then realized that the wolf is actually the grandmother and Red Riding hood is a half blood disguising herself as a helpless girl to attack unsuspecting criminals in the dark of the night. (Very unrealistic but lol it's Friday so who cares.) Fun post babes
ReplyDelete... bursts out laughing, "Grandmother! Why on earth are you wearing sheep's clothing? Definitely does not suit you. Anyway, I came around because I think I left my spectacles here, have you seen them?"
ReplyDeleteHansel and Gretel immediately whip out their Blackberry's to take a picture and tweet about #wolfdressedassheep . While monitoring their mentions and retweets, they don't realisse that Little Red Riding Hood is inside.
They hear a howl and then a scream, and rush to the door to rescue their friend from #wolfdressedassheep
These posts are EXCELLENT! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDelete... they look at "Grandmother" and say what happened to you from the last time we saw you. She replies, well I have actually attempted not removed my clothing. I have been working undercover yesterday. Hansel and Gretel then ask her, Why the long teeth. She replies "I had to fit in to my environment". Hansel and Gretel then ask her, why are you approaching us slowly. She replies cause you dead. HAHAHAHAHA Love the post!
ReplyDeleteLOL BRILLIANT! Whoop WHOOP!
Deletescreams and drops her basket. Hansel and Gretel both pick up rocks and throw it at the wolf's head. In pain; he starts to scream as well. Hansel and Gretel roll to the house. While moving Hansel grabs the little Red riding hood and pull her away. Meanwhile Gretel punched the wolf. Then Hansel said to the little riding hood: "I told you not to wear red anymore,man..."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! That made my day!
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